Below are the 11 most recent journal entries recorded in drunkninjastyle's LiveJournal:

Tuesday, July 19th, 2005
7:01 pm	stupid shit The fuckin adventure continues! I keep tryin to get up with my cell phone insurance and all that bull, but all I ever do is sit on hold all fuckin day. It's really irkin me, and then I found out on the website they ask you to provide a police report for a fuckin lost/stolen cell phone! Who the fuck is gonna call the police because their cell phone is missing?? Some lame-ass is all I can think.. unless you got one of those $400 pieces. So I wrote em in email, since that's the only real way I could get thru to any of the jerk-offs, and explained what happend (fudgin it to make it seem less negligent), and why I didn't call the police... I hope they just replace the shit. I paid $50 for the insurance on a free phone, so I could just get screwed in the end? No. Fuck that. In other adventurous news... umm.. my thumb hurts, and I think I've got a nice big splotch of poison ivy on my leg about 2 inches in diameter. I was worrying that maybe a brown recluse spider bit me or something and my flesh was gonna start rotting, but then I'd prolly already be dead, and be in a lot more pain... but dead... so no pain, just dead. It's still quite a bitch. and my butt itches despite how laboriously i wiped my ass. having the shits for the first half the day will do that to you. Current Mood: Meh. Current Music: calibre - hypnotise (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, July 17th, 2005
8:07 am	PhBill is gonna die. Things have been pretty mundane lately aside from the few out of the ordinary happenings. Work has been pretty slow except for the frequent 'tards I have to deal with. Thanks to the slowness I was able to get most of the 2nd Dark Tower book read, which I finished off this afternoon. That series has been gettin pretty intense...being this is the first time I've ever read it I'm lookin forward to some more off the wall shit to go down. That's what my life needs, some fuckin adventure. Okay, maybe not quite that extreme, but just something to break up this mundanity. Wednesday was a rather kickass day. Mainly because I called out of work despite feeling perfectly fine, and went to 6 Flags with Steve and Lauren. We were there for 4 hours and rode like 6 rides, mainly everything that was worth riding that wasn't broke. The good times didn't end there. Afterwards I smoked a bowl with steve celebratin a belated 4:20 and then I rolled over to some Happy hour action. I guess you could say I was feeling ballsy that day, but I prefer to think of it as my real badass self emerging from the shell it usually inhabits. But really, I somehow, despite all sorts of opposing forces in the world like gravity and the schwartz, was able to talk to the cute bartender chick Annie, and eventually when I had the proper balance of soberness and drunkeness I asked her out more or less. It kind of just happened, without any real thought or preparation. Of course it was turned down because she is seeing somebody and blah blah, but she thinks I'm "cool" and such and such... I wasn't too let down, since I didn't really expect anything to come from it. Apparently whatever she said to me means I'm still in the running for the future, but I don't like to get my hopes up so I'd rather just carry on with my bad self and see where that takes me. On Friday night after the pre-potter chillin at Steve's, Tweek and I rolled up to Books-a-Million to crash the Harry Potter shit. I of course was rather crunkish due to the vodka shots and bowl smokin, and needless to say had a bad feelin bout goin up there. Despite my reluctance I went anyway, cuz I figured nothin bad could happen (many bad things coulda happened actually). Well nothing bad did happen, as a matter of fact Tweek picked up Sin City v.2 for me when I realized my drunk-ass forgot my wallet. That's what I thought until the next day when Derek informed me that Lauren told him she got a call from somebody named Bill or Phil from my cell phone at 6 am Saturday. Now I was pissed. My phone was dead or shut off or broke by the time I started calling it cuz it just went straight to voice-mail. So today I finally got around to just goin up to booksamillion to see what's up if anybody found it. I figured this way I knew they were actually checking for it instead of just callin em up, and having some lazy fatass put me on hold, finish his coffee drink and his sugar cookie while readin his new harry potter book, and then come back on the line to tell me he didn't see it. Well nobody found it anyway, that is besides PhBill. Fuck that guy. My stupid phone insurance is only open Mon-Fri 10-4:45. Whack. That means I gotta remember to call at work while I'm busy doin other stupid shit. Should prolly call T-Mobile and inform their asses so this guy can't recharge my phone and start using my minutes like the dick I'm sure he really is. Well alls well besides, and I only hope that these miniscule but important events that have occurred will only bring out more of my funky badass self. The way I see it now that I've asked a girl out (something I don't think I've actually done since highschool), maybe there's hope for me to get on with my life in some way or another. This doesn't just have to do with girls, but I'm sayin, every little thing like that opens the door for bigger possibilities. Maybe now I'll have a little more balls and get a new job, get something... anything different. Cuz I gotta say, this shit I call my life is gettin stale fast. Current Mood: contemplative (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, July 2nd, 2005
3:41 pm	eh...? Damn, I spent almost half my day sleeping (woke up at 3). That shit was good. I dreamt about some whack shit, but it was still entertaining. After eating eggs n bakey though, I can't remember my dreams at all. Tonight is Louis Logic up at Sonar, and a guy I know Jon (DJ Addikt) should be spinnin with his crew sometime early on I'm sure. Prolly try and make it up there to see his set, but if it's too early on then most likely not. I don't like showin up too early, cuz then I just end up killin time getting drunk and by the time the main DJ/MC hits up the decks/stage I'm prolly blackin it out. heh.. ok I don't think I've ever blacked anything out at the club, but it's not like it's impossible. Shit I blacked out half of Team America when I watched it over Steve's the other night. Then again, that was standard drunken ninja chillin, and Ninja Shaggy is a master of vodka. Sheeeeeiiit. Current Mood: energetic Current Music: EZ Rollers - Music Keeps Me (Comment on this)
Saturday, June 11th, 2005
12:23 pm	This last week at work was some shit, bein there by myself most of the time and whatnot. Thankfully I was able to recruit Lauren for some help action a few days. I'd pretty much have had my ass handed to me on a plate if it weren't for that, cuz my boss doesn't do shit to help most of the time. Enough bout that tho. I actually remembered to ask off some days this summer. Tho not nearly as many as i should be askin off for. I'm still tryin to guage what days would be best. So far I gots next Friday for some more Kings Dominion action, and then sides that there's Aug 5 the Friday before my birthday, and the Thurs and Fri before Otakon. I think that's about it so far, but there will be more. Better believe it. I gotta get another computer. I haven't been rockin my laptop much lately cuz it's just been acting like a little bitch, and makes me want to punch it in it's face. Fortunately I have some self control and haven't hurt it yet. At least haven't done any more damage than the damage done by thousands of computers around the world feeding it bullshit for my entertainment. You gotta love starting up a computer and being told you don't have a harddrive. I'm def getting a desktop computer again, cuz I need something that I can upgrade and have parts replaced fairly easily and something I can leave on almost all the time. Laptops are cool, and when I have mad cash flow one day I'll get a new one, but for now gotta go the cheaper, upgradeable way. Starscape next weekend is gonna be fuckin glorious. Tonight I'm thinkin bout the Godfather Sage action up at Sonar. Gotta love DnB with soul. Time to eat some breakfast. Mmm Eggs and Bakey Current Mood: satisfied (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, May 26th, 2005
8:11 pm	Drunkie McNinja I was pretty much a bit to drunk for my own good last night. It's all good though. NO complaints. However, I might have been acting like a jackass, but not a big deal. Goldie was fun to rock out to with my 2 steppin foolishness. Had a good time indeed. Pretty sure I did some stupid shit though. Not incredibly stupid, but stupider than usual...or maybe not any stupider. I already stopped caring about this. Wee! I don't have to go to work until noonish tomorrow. I could have really used that shit today after my 4 hours of sleep or whatever I got, but meh, I deal. Kinda sorry about breakin that bottle on steve's sidewalk last night. It wasn't intentional. Just kinda was kickin the bottle outta my way thinkin it would just go in the grass or som'n, and instead it exploded pretty much instantly on the sidewalk. I tried to pick some of that up before I left, but I was drunk so I'm sure I didn't do a very good job. If peeps walk around in their bare feet then they deserve some glass in their foot. Nothin against bare feets, but you gotta expect some shit like that would happen when you go trottin on drunken ninja territory. That's right! I stopped caring about this as well. Lolo is tryin to get me to roll up to her crib for chillin, and I might. We shall see. Guess it is kinda assinine that we expect her to always be rollin down here puttin mileage on her car, and wasting gas. I'm pretty much the only person that ever goes up there to chil and whatnot.... We shall see what I end up doing. Feel like doin something tho with my pre-halfday night. Feel like smokin a bong is what. Tis all I hafta say. (Comment on this)
Sunday, May 22nd, 2005
3:20 pm	Amusement... Ahh yes, another lazy-ass sunday. Kings Dominion was cool yesterday. Planned on rollin up there with Steve, Melvin, Carissa (sp?) and Amanda, but because we (Dave, Billy, Lauren and I) had to stop at the store and the atm we ended up bein like 20 mins behind them. So when we first got there we tried callin em up but to no avail. Tried chillin for about 5 mins to see if they'd call back, but then said fuck it, dave and I drank 2 beers and then we all went in the park. For the most part it was damn fun. Didn't hit up all the newest rides, but our patience was pretty much non-existent. Still too bad that we never really hung out with Steve and crew, cuz that woulda been even better times. The whole phone tag thing and seein each other in lines about 50-100 people away was annoying, but we had different agendas I guess. So it worked out somehow. I got by on not all that much cash too, so that was a bonus. Paid $24 for my ticket, had 2 beers in the parking lot before, and then spiked a coke with like 3 shots of whiskey (dave's idea) in the late afternoon. Spent maybe $10 on food, and was gonna get a yeungling at this one place, but they were out. Overall wasn't really a big spending trip for me. I guess you could factor in the half a ticket I paid for Lauren, but that was for gas money and partially for the $8 parking fee that she paid for initially. Well, being that it's lazy sunday, and my parents aren't home yet, it's time to hit that bong I have packed. Current Mood: lazy (Comment on this)
Tuesday, May 17th, 2005
1:05 am	not much Woo! Kings Dominion this weekend! Haven't been to an amusement park for a while so I'm kinda psyched about that. Plus I just smoked this bowl, and that gave me some unneeded energy oddly enough. Too bad it's 1 in the morning. I need to get to bed or I'm gonna be tired as shit tomorrow. Haven't written anything in this for a while, and I'm not about to start writing any stories and whatnot when I have to be up for work in 6 1/2 hours. Got 6 hours last night, and 4 hours the night before. What I need to do is get a job that doesn't require me to wake up at 7:30 every morning. Prolly sounds like nothing to some of you assholes, but it sucks to me. I could bitch about my work a lot more, but that gets me nowhere. Just pisses me off. Venting by bitching about work just kinda reminds me of how much it sucks that I have to do more of the same the next day. ...Listen to me bitchin about how I'm not gonna bitch about work. bitch. Current Mood: restless (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, March 18th, 2005
7:31 pm	meh? My legs hurt! I was rockin out too hard on Wednesday night. So hard in fact that I think I lost a pound or two. Of course my scale is from the industrial revolution I think, so it probably just gives me a different weight everytime I step on it, regardless of weight loss or gain. Fuck it anyway. My throat kinda hurts too. Perhaps too much smoking, too much rockin out in the smokiness, too much, just too damn much. Gotta relax. Too bad. Tonight is gonna be another night of clubbiness, and drinkiness, and smokiness. At least it's the weekend, don't have to worry bout goin to work all hungover and in pain again. I got three asahis left from yesterday, so it looks like sharing is in order. Though I could pound two of em no problem. I'm definately not trying to get really drunk before I drive anywhere, so one should be straight. Nothing exciting to write, so once again fuck it. Current Mood: sore Current Music: ESB and Union - Detuned Radio - Live from Sarnia, Canada (Comment on this)
Wednesday, March 16th, 2005
7:31 pm	Clubby goodness? So tonight is the Viram tour at sonar. Sounds like it's gonna be some good times. Too bad I'm damn tired right now. I need to wake the fuck up!! Maybe I should just lay down for about an hour, and then worry about the clubbin thing afterwards... Seems like a plan. I just better wake up, cuz that's also part of the plan. I happen to be notorious for taking naps that go way over their predicted length of time. So sad. But tonight, I have a reason to get back up. You all laugh at me now, but just wait until 8:30. I'll show you! Zzzz... Current Mood: tired (Comment on this)
Tuesday, March 15th, 2005
8:21 pm	Was hungover the first half the day, and tired the rest of the day. Tomorrow will prolly be about the same considering I'm rollin over to Ninja Shaggy's for some more drinkin and smokin action packed excitement. I should probably try to make it into my bed tonight. Instead of passing out on my beat-ass futon couch. Lovely sleep I got last night with metal bars digging in my back. My computer is doing weird things. Winamp keeps quirkin out on me. Guess I'm gonna finish this up and restart the mofo. Yeah! So this week is gonna kick ass, and kick my ass! Well, it's already kicking my ass. Having already drank with the fellow ninjas every night since...well I can't remember the last time I didn't drink at this point. Wow, alcoholism. Anyway, gonna drink tonight a bit too. Tomorrow night if I'm still concious by then is the Viram Tour (Virus Records vs. Ram Records) Andy C and Ed Rush and Optical oh my! I'll have to see what's up with everyone else tho, cuz I'm not just gonna roll up there by myself. Good thing is that I get to go into work Thursday and Friday at noon. So maybe I'll get some kind of sleep. Probably not. Then there's Thursday... St. Patty's Day! Which I would have had off if it weren't for the girl at my work fuckin it up for me. Can't believe I let my day off get jacked from me when I already had it up on the calander. To top that off, my uncle and aunt are stoppin thru, and stayin the night at my house. Which means I'm gonna have to keep my drinking down at happy hour, and then go home and sit at a table with them and my parents conversatin while my buzz slips away from me slowly. It's so sad. However... I plan to do the same thing as my buzz, and slip away slowly, drunken ninja style. Can't stop the Irish fun like that! It's just wrong! Least I can stay up late wednesday and thursday. And Saturday is Bad Company, Pendulum, and the DMC Regional Championship at Sonar! That night is gonna destroy me with some phat beats! I'm gonna hurt myself. It's gonna be funny. Well then, guess I should get on with my life. Current Mood: drained Current Music: Nujabes - F.I.L.O. Feat. Shing02 (Comment on this)
Monday, March 14th, 2005
8:08 pm	um.. what now? So, this being the first entry in my new journal, and considering my last entry in any online journal was about 400 years ago, I will kick it off with a celebration! Of course, I'm the only one partaking in this celebration, so really it's a lame celebration. Regardless, it's shot time! I really don't have anything important to say, but I'm sure I can bullshit forever. I don't generally talk about what happened at my job, cuz well it sucks, so that cuts out 8ish hours of my day. The rest of my day(evening) is to be decided, and boy do I suck at that. I could join a portion of my Drunken Ninja Brethren and partake of shots and bowls and watch wrestling. Though not really a wrestling fan, it is something, and friends are what makes the times, not the tv. I could watch tv by myself if that's what it was about. So you know... maybe I'll watch tv by myself. heh... No. Current Mood: apathetic (1 Comment |Comment on this)